the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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Me: why are you smacking my ass so much today
Lucius: it’s there, it’s fitted to your jeans and it’s POW worthy
Me: *thinking* did you just seriously say that?

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

WHY DO YOU KNOW THAT WORD?!?!?

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l0venev3rfails:

n-o-v-e-m-b-e-r—11th:

if you’re human or cat, you’re gonna love this blog.

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lolsofunny:

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That moment when your parents are getting mad at you

sodamnrelatable:

You’re standing there like:

But when they leave you’re like:

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I’m not Tumblr famous. I love it when a red number appears above my inbox icon. If someone followed me, I smile and it makes me happy. When I lose a follower, I ask myself why. When someone hates me, only few people comfort me. When I make a text post, I seldom have notes for it. Almost all of my posts are reblogged from other users. When I hold an honesty hour, you can count with your fingers the people who ask. But despite the fact that I have not much follower count, I am proud of my blog. Why? Because the person who is reading this right now chose to follow me. :) I love you followers.

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kaykhaos12:

He wishes XD

catholicfather:

there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t close your door when they leave the room when your door was originally closed